An analysis of crazy people I find around the web.
That’s not how you grow cucumbers, Sumer. Not too long ago, one of my posts made the front page of several important websites. Sure, those websites were Turkish, but you have to start somewhere. There were so many people reading my God of Infinity post at some point that my website almost crashed. In […]
THE SUMER KOLCAK CHALLENGE: 1) Go to any airport in the US without any form of identification on you. Bonus point if you wear a turban. 2) Buy a one-way ticket from one large US city to another. New York is the most optimal destination. 3) While boarding your plan and going through security, hand any […]
Read my newest post on Sumer Kolcak, God of Infinity, on July 15th, 2014. THE MASTER RETURNS
5- Passport I used to have a Turkish friend. I say “used to” because I never really keep my friends for long, but I used to be friend with a girl from Turkey. Who, coincidentally, was also pretty crazy. And, I have to say, to my deepest regret, pretty as hell.pretty. Anyway, my Turkish friend had an […]
Avoiding the most annoying hobos is a somewhat delicate and difficult game; if Snoring Asshole and Stinky Lady are at opposite sides of the court, you are fucked, and it might be time to pick another career. If Staring Dyke decides to sit with her back to the wall or if Meteofag sneaks behind you […]
1-Stinky Lady We’ve done it. We’ve finally done it. Here is the most annoying hobo in the café – maybe in the entire world. Stinky Lady, in simple terms, is an extremely malodorous woman who importunes everyone within a 5 miles radius. It’s hard to explain just how terribly awful she smells so I’m […]
2-Snoring Asshole And we are now at the second most annoying hobo on the list: Snoring Asshole. This one doesn’t need a description. He is just a moron who is there every single night without exception and, well, who sleeps, and snores. Loudly. Fucking, very loudly. It’s insane, what the fuck does he thinks […]
3- MUH-UH-NUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH This guy… Holy shit, this guy… This fucking guy… There are very little things scarier than an absolutely crazy, thick-bearded, filthy-to-the-bones hobo wearing an overused brown jacket screaming at the top of lungs: “MUH-UH- NUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH” all night long while throwing strange and crazy looks at everyone. This fucking guy spends his time […]
4-Meteofag Ugh, we’ve made it to one of the most annoying person I have ever met (and, sadly, talked to) in my entire life: Meteofag. Similar to Biblefreak and his obsession with the Bible, Meteofag is obsessed with meteorology and, specifically, whether it’s going to rain or not. He talks about the chances of […]
5-Armless Arry I call him “Armless Arry,” but “Harmless Harry” would be just as right: he doesn’t have lower arms (he has hands and upper arms, though; he’s kind of like that guy in King of the Hill, but arm-wise), and I doubt he could cause any real harm. Armless Arry is, when he […]
