Sometimes, you read an article so blatantly stupid it ends up being brilliant. Unfortunately, Rana Foroohar’s latest turd is not amongst those: it’s just stupid. Really, really, really, really stupid. I don’t believe there should be laws restricting what people can post online, but her most recent pile of shit would make a good case for […]
Today is a great day. Today is the day Apple reports its earnings and, like every other day Apple reports its earnings (a meager four times per year. I wish Apple could report earnings every day), there is a very precise ritual I have to follow so Apple can once again crush estimates. Consider it […]
This is going to be the most obvious post I ever made. In fact, this article took me a while to write just because I consider it’s so obvious it shouldn’t even need an explanation. Apple reports its earnings on April 27th, after market closes. It’s set to obliterate earnings estimate again. However, that is […]
Every night before I go to sleep, I do my prayer to the God Apple: Our Father, Who is in Cupertino, Holy is Your iPhone; Your Apple Stores come, Your products be distributed in China as they are in America Give us this day our daily one dollar stock price increase, and forgive those who short you, as we forgive […]
